The Douchiest Phone Message In History - Dmitri
BackThe back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said "give me a call." The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won't even tell you my favorite parts because i don't want to ruin anything. Just listen. Recently we posted the phone messages that knucklehead "Dimitri" left for a girl named Olga. (I've listened to it in awe three times. The best part is the next day Gary Cooper-like high noon ultimatum.) The messages have spread on the web like influenza. I was curious and did a little digging. It turns he is a "disgraced former doctor" named James Sears from Toronto. He calls himself "Dimitri the Lover." And the wheels are coming of the wagon quickly. His comeuppance is coming. Swift and sure. He has been selling a "seduction manual" to losers in Toronto on how to seduce woman. And has held seminars -- at $40 bucks a pop -- to "teach" men tricks of the pick-up artist trade. Toronto newspaper The Sun wrote an expose on the guy last week. James had his medical license stripped for "repeated sexual misconduct" sixteen years ago. His website has a radio interview where he uses the catchphrases "elegant" and "couldn't take my eyes of you" repeatedly. Just ridiculous. Ladies, especially those of you in the Loyal 77 that read my columns, please be wary of any man that says, "You look so elegant. I just couldn't take my eyes off you." Kick that guy in the grapes. http://torontorealmen.com/
Channel: Howto & Style
Uploaded: June 28, 2008 at 2:08 pm
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Video Comments:
fitnessfanatic69 (Wednesday 19th of November 2008 07:47:48 AM)
Well hey, if he gets laid a lot, it suggests that his game works. Whether we like it or not, perhaps a lot of women are immature. Just go to clubs and there will be an infestation of douchebags and immature women.
kimmiehime (Monday 17th of November 2008 07:22:33 PM)
HAHAHAHA......it's so funny. i want him to call me! i almost can't believe that this happened to anyone! i hope a group of attractive women takes him into their bed and just...destroys his junk in the not-good way...(if there is a good way...)
gorgod (Saturday 15th of November 2008 06:01:01 AM)
what a meat ball
rasta4me (Friday 14th of November 2008 06:48:47 PM)
He only wants her to call back "if some horrible thing has happened." lol, what a man-bitch
nick624179 (Thursday 13th of November 2008 06:14:44 PM)
2 russian people, Olga and Dimitriy
pyat176 (Tuesday 11th of November 2008 08:39:38 PM)
what an asshat. he can be the best pickup artist ever, but that will never erase how much of an asshole he is on the inside. he'll never have a meaningful relationship if he keeps up this arrogance.
flytallerkin (Monday 10th of November 2008 09:15:30 PM)
i wish i never went to that website you talked about.
He said that pedophlia is natural and they shouldnt be arrested for it.
PurpleHazeGoofyGrape (Sunday 9th of November 2008 03:55:30 PM)
HaHaha! I would like to formely introduce
myself, Purple Haze Goofy Grape.
It's an Elegant channel. A very Passinate
assertive youtube channel! I don't like returning comments twice. so this is it.! lol
sawwaserelol (Sunday 9th of November 2008 01:37:13 PM)
just shut the fuck up lol
fitnessfanatic69 (Thursday 30th of October 2008 08:45:43 AM)
I know what he is trying to do...he is establishing himself as a man of much higher status...using neg theory to shoot down her status (eg. give me a call when you havethe courage to)....this guy is good at what he does...even if he is a douche.